Of course…any time I hear a story about lavs in small planes I think of this hilarious story…no idea of whether it is true or not…sorta has that “SR-71” story quality to it…but I laugh nonetheless…
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Yeah not convinced.
I know its a smaller plane and the clientele more caring of the facilities on board… but…
1). I would rather risk a busted anus than take a dump on one of our planes
2). As its not fully enclosed, i bet the after poo fart or curry dump would call for prompt use of oxy.
I’m going to invent a cloth thing that hangs back there from the roof…that can be slid in a rail…I think it would be less complex, more affordable, and less prone to mechanical fault. I’m going to call it…umm…something catchy…maybe - a curtain!
A curtain would definitely give you more privacy.
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A bucket and sponge works just as well with the advantage of attracting less attention to yourself!
She didn’t even wash her hands…
Guys, dunno.
As somebody with an Irritable Colon I can tell you that I’d rather face embarrassment for a stinky cockpit rather than for soiled pantaloons.
Somethings are meant to be gone…
I almost envy you, I am one of those people that simply cannot do a number 2 unless it’s at home. Very tricky.
I’ll send you a copy of my last Visa statement. We just got back from Disneyland. If you don’t soil yourself after seeing that total due then there’s no help I can offer. 
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Disney - I gotta make that trip next year with Kai. He is at the prime age (6)…I might have to hit you up for some advice. I’ve never been.
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An absolutely perfect age @BeachAV8R. Young enough to get into it properly, but not too old and cynical enough for the magic to not stick.
I am sort of ashamed to publicly out myself here, but over the years we’ve been about 27 times (we stopped counting out of shame after that) to the various parks world-wide. The best advice I can give is just to login to your online bank account, stare at your totals and then just close you eyes and magically wish the money to Walt’s head in a jar they have stashed away under the castle in Florida. He’ll get all the dollars anyway, so it’s best just to move onto the acceptance stage before you book a trip and be done with it now.
Seriously though, I have the ears and everything, so always happy to offer tips etc. 
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