Literally
Standing orders on my birthday and fathers day are make me a cake then bugger off and leave me alone
Happy Father’s Day all.
My top tip for a happy Father’s Day…
Do not, under any circumstances, give your father in law the jet wash if he wants to help out.
After 4 hours, you’ll find he’s started his own fracking company and he’ll be halfway to China, you’ll then need to spend the rest of the day re-pointing all the paving he’s blasted out.
#lessonlearned #mickthemole
Ha!
Thanks for the link…I had to look it up…interesting…
“Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement.”
What a coincidence! I happen to be a major figure in the abstract expressionless movement …at least that’s what all my teachers told me.
Grandpa is the answer!