…and in other news….
I’ve done some stupid things in my life…but this is sure suicide
I’ve placed some of my 1/30 scale German Waffen troops along with a bomb laden tank destroying Dog among with my Wife’s Prized Nativity Scene …right now The Three Wise Men are reevaluating their IQ level….and So am I!!!
When my Wife finally sees this it’s going to be Curtains for me….This won’t end well……but it’s so worth it!! 
You’re a bad, bad man
Apprentice is coming along slowly. He does admittedly bounce off the tyres rather than forcing them on when fitting but he’s trying.
He sits in the van as far away as possible when they are inflating. I’m drilling that into him. We never go near them. Not even for a second. He’s suitably terrified so thats good. Wish someone had done that for me
Never. Ending. Maintenance
Hilux timing belt day. Can’t be due. Mustn’t be due, but its being done because i can’t find the piece of paper i wrote the mileage down on last time i did it.
In fairness it only takes an hour.
I’ll say it again. I envy people with mechanical skills and confidence and know how. I’d look that project up on YouTube. Possibly attempt it (not that I’d have the proper tools) and end up putting one Lego piece in the wrong place at the wrong time and end up having to disassemble it all. Twice.
You’d be the friend I would eternally owe beer to.
this.
Elf on a shelf!
I know it’s a glareshield. Work with me here…
Elf in flannel on the panel?
Fairy on the AP?
Pixie above the MFD?
Gnome on the roam
Chet in the Jet? Flash on the Dash?
lol. They look like a couple of our Teeswater’s. Sheep go everywhere they’re not supposed to. They should find their way home eventually.
Did you manage to get them picked up?
We called the Police, they were not very enthusiastic. Apparently his has been happening quite regularly the past few weeks. The dude was letting it show that he had no desire to be there at all. The female officer at least had a sense of humor 
We found their home but I have no idea where the sheep went. They both decided to move on after about an hour exploring our back yard 
Don’t they just.
We currently have one of our neighbours Ewes and a lamb on our place. Every time we go out to round them up… Nup can’t find them. A day later, bloody things are still here.
I’m not too concerned. Where they are, it isn’t like they competing with our stock for food
Hahaha, I have to tell y’all my funny Croatian sheep story. You might have a good laugh.
…in fact I also have a Norwegian sheep story, come to think of it.
