If you have any Amazon devices (Alexa, Echo, Ring) in your home you should read the article.
/sarcasm
âŠand this is why I donât have any IOT devices in my home, period.
When I automate the house later, Iâll do it use open-source tools and devices on a LAN with no external connection. Like most of my comp sci/ IT buddies have started doing.
The S in IOT stands for security . I have a few devices for lights etc. but use them on a separate subnet VLAN. If you have a spare router then it can be done that way too.
new wireless mesh service will share a small slice of your Internet bandwidth with nearby neighbors who donât have connectivity
The sheep will be overjoyed.
Iâve thought about going that route, but I want to rewire all the lighting anyway with color-changing LEDs (and possibly distributed DC, since thatâll be hitting the general market soonish), so Iâm holding off for a bit.
From the Amazon site:
What is Amazon Sidewalk?
Amazon Sidewalk is a shared network that helps devices work better. Operated by Amazon at no charge to customers, Sidewalk can help simplify new device setup, extend the low-bandwidth working range of devices to help find pets or valuables with Tile trackers, and help devices stay online even if they are outside the range of their home wifi. In the future, Sidewalk will support a range of experiences from using Sidewalk-enabled devices, such as smart security and lighting and diagnostics for appliances and tools.
I hate this writing, at so many levels. A dissection:
that helps devices work better
A bland blanket statement to start off, with no new information given. Sort of reminds me of a weak form of brain-washing using âaffirmationâ, I say it, so itâs true. âIt is better because we say it is betterâ.
Operated by Amazon at no charge to customers
Vague threat of future charges. Nice division into a hero and sheep narrative - âWhy canât you customers just be more grateful? Itâs free; for nowâ.
Sidewalk can help simplify new device setup
âOur current set-up is too complicated for you idiotsâ.
working range of devices to help find pets or valuables
So the kitten gets it if you donât do this? âWhy do you hate pets? You want fluffy to be lost, is that it?â. Nice hedge for late-stage capitalism on the valuables bit as well, just to get the âhates pets, loves moneyâ segment.
help devices stay online even if they are outside the range of their home wifi
I bought a home device and the problem is it doesnât work away from my home?
In the future, Sidewalk will support a range of experiences
âWe are going to use this in ways you donât expect, but weâll refer back to this bit saying you knew the plan alreadyâ. Also, why does my doorbell even want to support a ârange of experiencesâ - it makes a bell noise when pressed, itâs not experimental avant garde theatre.
such as smart security and lighting and diagnostics for appliances and tools.
âDiagnosticsâ that in no way involve advertising?
BahâŠ
If youâre not paying for it, you are not the customer. Period. Even when you are paying for it, you may not actually be the customer.
Agreed. You are the product. 100 percent
Right but it uses the customerâs network so in essence it is at charge to customer, by the ISP, if applicable. Negligible traffic sure - just wait for the DOS botnet attacks and see how that goes. But of course they are secure!
Heard about Google turning off their free picture storage? I feel like iâm in that Futurama episode about the softdrink, slurm.
So Amazon intends of letting 3rd party apps reside on their (your) network as well.
Thought this would be illegalâŠ
From Amazonâs Q&A at end of white paper on sidewalk:
10. How do you hold application (endpoint) developers accountable to ensure customers stay protected in the Sidewalk ecosystem?
At launch we wonât have any third-party applications running on Sidewalk. Weâll have terms of service for third-party Sidewalk device developers. If the developers violate those terms, weâll respond appropriately, including terminating their access, if necessary. Third-party devices that wonât honor our terms wonât be allowed on Sidewalk.
11. What data will application developers get from Amazon Sidewalk?
Amazon Sidewalk wonât support third-party devices immediately at launch, but we will make careful choices about the information they receive from Sidewalk. Weâll have more details in the future.
So, I donât know nothing about computers.
But, as soon as they started putting water in bottles and charging you for it, I pretty much figured we had taken our first step down this path.
Iâve seen nothing since that has altered that opinion.
Amazon, probably:
So I get to relive my first year of college?
Iâm gonna move to the Bronx and let the neighborhood do some crypto mining for me.
I spent an hour today watching people (attempt) to back boat trailers down a boat ramp in Miami. It was better than any network television show Iâve seen in years. Just saying there are parts of this dystopia that I really enjoyâŠ
Saturday, I asked my wife to help me launch the johnboat. Usually, one of my brothers is around, but we were solo this time. I backed the boat down the ramp, asking her to tell me when the rear tires were about a foot from the water, which is usually the point when the boat is beginning to float. All I wanted her to do was drive the car up the ramp and pull it straight into our yard two houses away. Since she had never done this, she became very loud and animated at everything that I was doing. She began asking me the same questions over and over, âDo you know that the motor is still up, and are you supposed to be in the boat while I am standing here by the winch?â And âHoney, the current looks way to strong and I hope that you remembered to buy fuel and what if I canât drive the car up the ramp? What if I damage the car, and why are you reaching into that cooler? Youâre not going to open a beer here on the ramp? Are you?â To all of these I tried to remain extremely chill, but it was getting embarrassing.
There was a guy flounder fishing next to the boat ramp and either he was trying to relax my wife or perhaps he began feeling a bit sorry for me. He said to my wife, but loud enough that I could hear, âArenât there YouTube channels for situations like this?â Regardless, it did help. I started the motor and backed the boat off of the trailer. She drove the car up the ramp like a champ and all was good. The beer was cold.