Just need to figure out how to make the wife believe we need this…
Just tell her, “We don’t want to have an Air Force gap with our neighbors.”
We must keep up with the Frismuths after all, for appearances sake.
http://www.controller.com/listings/aircraft/for-sale/1419151/mcdonnell-douglas-ta4j-skyhawk
But… wouldn’t you want something more, capable? 
But are the 20 of them available? Mudspike needs a fleet of aircraft to defend our VIP transport.
Can Magisters protect from FSX.exe has stopped working?
Budget constraints…
I was wracking my brain trying to figure out how to make that joke…
Will you settle for a second A-4
http://www.controller.com/listings/aircraft/for-sale/1461433/mcdonnell-douglas-ta4j-skyhawk
And a Draken for some cover?
http://www.controller.com/listings/aircraft/for-sale/1419165/1964-saab-j35-draken
It’s not much of an airforce isn’t it? At this point a bigger threat to the pilot and those dastardly looking trees at the end of the runway as much as anything else.