Huh, me too.
14: the terminal maturity of the male gender.
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I’ll be 35 next month, but my body, ego, and liver still think they’re 22. Especially when all 3 overlap.
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Approaching the dangerous 40’s-
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Ill be 35 in October, But my Body feels 65, My ego thinks its 18 again and my liver, while he left town years ago!!!
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The next morning, however, the body jumps ahead a decade or two past your current age. I’m 44, but after a night of feeling 22, I wake up feeling distinctly 64.
Sigh.
As John Mulaney says…
“Your brain goes to sleep, but your body gets all “eye of the tiger” and soldiers on.”
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You’re only as old as the person you are sleeping next to 
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So if you add up their ages…
Shouldn’t you make an average if it’s more than one?
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Well, according to my Marine buddies, you can claim you bagged a 10 (in hotness) by going out with 5 2’s, so I extrapolated based on that.
However, it’s very likely a different system for ages. I have no expertise myself in that department. Let me pop over to That Other Place and say “That One Guy’s” name three times.
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