Do you like STOVL? Are you a fan of blowing up stuff on the ground? Love cluster munitions and rockets? Like to grab a TGP and do a little bit of LGBing? Love flying close and supporting the guys on the ground?
If you answered “yes” to these questions, then head on down to Bob’s Discount Harrier store today! We include free “golden BB” protection for every time a pebble is inevitably placed in the delicate Pegasus engine, thus causing your JPTL warning to go off and requiring you to hopefully divert to a friendly airfield without exceeding the JPT!
Do you like carrier operations? Does flying an aircraft seem boring and not worth your time? Do you enjoy playing Space Invaders on a 3 color monitor? Fancy yourself a guy who enjoys bombing something while defending yourself from a pesky Fulcrum? A bit of precision strike to go with it, with a TGP coming Soon™?
If you answered “yes” to those questions, come on down to
Bob’s Joe’s Discount Bug store today! We include a free life insurance package for when someone sneezes at your aircraft and causes your pilot to die in shock, and our ejection seats are second to none when a single BB is ingested into the starboard engine and kills all your systems! We’ve also improved the IFF software so your ability to kill friendlies is only slightly reduced!*
*Offer void if using SPAMRAAM configuration.