I think @komemiute is doing swimmingly for a non-native speaker!
Stay on your perch…
That put you in your plaice
Thats good because I’ve haddock nuff
I glare upon this Bowfin with disdain.
It’s not even a real pike! Esox 4 life.
MiG21 Now that is a “Fish” 
Yeah, but only if it is having a snooze
They’re part of my usual quarry when I fish. Northern Pike and Muskellunge (Esox lucius and Esox Masquinongy respectively) are the kings of North American freshwater game fish.
They’ll yank your arms out of your sockets just as soon as they hit your lure! 
I think this thread is fin-ished. I mean, it might be de-bait-able…
All these puns should have us walk the plank-ton.
Salmon had to say it.
Incorrect, all things are improved with fish.
That’ll disappear long before the sun comes up if I have any say in it.