Do cat buttholes touch every surface they sit on

Obviously one of the questions of the ages. :cat: :cat2: :smiley_cat: :smile_cat: :smirk_cat: :scream_cat:

https://www.upworthy.com/cats-buttholes-on-surfaces

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Wow. I would have said yes. I don’t think I have ever been more relieved to be proven wrong :smiley_cat:

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ROFLMEOW Brilliant.

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Awesome!

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While it’s not something that keeps me awake early in the morning, I am somewhat relieved to learn the outcome of their research!

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:smiley_cat: :smile_cat:

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Well, ever since turning 50 mine does, and let me tell you, its no picnic! :rofl:

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Obviously never been woken up by a cat sitting on your head :rofl:

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In my line of work, I at least know where my cats ass has been in the preceding 12 hours compared to anyone else’s that I may encounter.

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Or have one sitting on your chest while you absently give it a little scritch-scratch, perhaps while also idly reading a book…

Only to have your little purr-machine shift to happily present the dredded asterisk for your perusal from an inch or so from the tip of your nose.

Research online says this is a sign of trust and kitty community spirit, but…

I do some serious eye-rolling as I shift so the cat has to find another spot.

This is an established ritual.

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We owned a cat during my previous marriage. The cat liked to attack any temporary structures that arose in the morning bedsheets. I was the victim of such an attack while I lay there in twilight sleep one morning.

Go ahead. Call me a heartless, sadistic ■■■■■■■. But in a few seconds, let’s just say that action was the last straw for the cat to have any claim of ownership of front claws. She had already trashed the console TV, sofa, beddings and anything that within reach previously, but my wife and I had accepted the damage as being the price of cat ownership. But I drew the line when it comes to attacking one’s twig and berries as if they were breakfast.

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One less reason to dislike cats. :smiley:

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