Just wait for a professional tank brigade 
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Me, shortly after getting my driverâs license.
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Then again, youâre AussieâŠ
What!?
Theyâre not famous for their blistering speed are they? 
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- Drinking beer - Yes
- Wombats - Yes (they can run for sort distances at 40km/h, thatâs nearly as fast as Usain Bolt!)
- An Aussie politician effecting postive change - No
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- You are talking about quantity, not speed.
- An animal that poops bricks and use its ass as a weapon⊠Really? Yes, they can be fast. But they usually arenât, which is my point.
- Not unique for Aussie politicians, unfortunately.
But, hey⊠Iâm ot judging anyone. Canât be easy living down under. You celebrate x-mas in the height of summer. Maybe slow is fast, with you guys?
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Troll is trollinâ 
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Let it be known that I have never trolled anyone who couldnât afford it. 
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Can you actually troll an Aussie though? Their entire continent is like some made up fictional location, and the reasons hoop snakes and drops bears live on is they seem entirely plausible. Their existence is trolling the rest of us!
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The fact that you guys havenât weaponized the sharks with laser beams and the drop bears?
SMH. Are you even trying?
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But there are no emuâs on that map
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Lol, for that type of story we need a rofl smiley instead of the like smiley.
Wheels
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Yes, keep mentioning the Emu war, please.
-Mexico, the USA, and Canada seeking to make sure the world continues to ignore that all three have been trying to wipe out coyotes for literal centuries and have only triggered their populations to grow. 
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Of course not. The emuâs won.
Who do you think is writing these posts? 
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Taken from the GHPC Discord, as usual.
Courtesy of user Short_Sleeper
Neat:
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