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@Navynuke99, no kidding shipmate…UNODIR, at least a couple of days of days…they’d want the flight deck squared away for the holy helo on Sunday.
Regardless, the whole evolution of stopping to pull Beach (in this case, aka “Oscar”) out of the drink and then having to rendezvous with the bird farm would put them way behind PIM. (I wonder if they did a Williamson turn to get him.)
And you know that the only rack available would be in the JO Jungle…those Shoes would have him field-daying that space every XO’s Happy Hour.
Plus he’d probably eat them out of sliders…never good to get afoul of the Pork Chop like that.
At least they’d keep Beach out of the main spaces so he won’t have a chance to upset CHENG…never a good idea to upset CHENG…unless you don’t mind cold showers and a hot state room.
Hmmmm…I bet they’d use the chance to get an UNREP with Large-Deck check in the block…when I was the CSG N2 on STENNIS we did that with LAKE CHAMPLAIN during C2X.…I think that qual is good for a year. They could send him over in the boatswain chair. That’s always fun.
I wonder if they’d give him a Concurrent FITREP out of it…he’d be an 1-of-1 EP but, from having sat two O5 Boards in Millington, in “the tank” every little bit helps.
Yes, the above actually does make perfect sense. If anybody, other than Navynuke99, understands it, Bravo Zulu!