Realism is overrated

Ah, War Thunder. They did this a few years back for april 1st or something.

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I disagree… I prefer the utmost realism and true to life simulation of my giant monster snails…

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The rivets in the shell aren’t correct

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The eyes and teeth have to be pretty high on the pedant-ometer…

I’m sure there are more of them


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Also, charging time and the cycling animation for the Tesla Antennae are all wrong for a 1940’s vintage Giant Space Attack Snail.

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Let’s face it, the crawling and friction algorithm are obviously all wrong.

It looks too much like they used later models of the Giant snail foot for calculations.
Possibly post-war ones… Meh, 5/7’ wouldn’t snail again…
Mechs were actually pretty perfect.

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The My Little Pony one they did was the best, the only other one I didn’t see was the Inflatable Tanks that shot potato’s although that might have been the same year as the walker thing

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The bathtub ships and map in World of Warships this year was great fun.

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I always liked last years Space Battleship totally not Yamato.

Because I can never look at last years Mech event and not think of Kojima

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Something something something something

YAAAAAAAAAAAA MAAAAAAAAAAAA TOOOOOOOO!

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Godzilla stomped Japan in Microprose Strike Eagle III. Remember Elvis in the desert in Falcon, and the big faucet? That was the second biggest faucet that I’ve ever seen! I love those things.

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