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I finally passed something. I’d like to thank the Academy, my family, my cats, and whoever invented mint chip ice cream.

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This comes with stock options right? :wink:

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Hello @discobot

Next you will be flying 737s and I will be eating Top Ramen while trying to survive my remaining years on Social Security. Thanks for 'nuthin!

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I’m going to be the oldest unlicensed user on Mudspike! :wink:

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@discobot
What is the answer to the great question of life, the universe and everything?

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Great, now he’s gonna be out for a while.

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7½ million years there abouts.

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I call this an act of sabotage!

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Let’s see what he thinks.

Is this going to end in a fiery robo apocalypse?

@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: You may rely on it

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:fearful:

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Yikes.

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Discobot - do you think you could beat Magic 8 Ball in a fight?

@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: Yes definitely

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I like your confidence.

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

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Oh, go on then.

@discobot display help

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I currently know how to do the following things:

@discobot start new user

Starts one of the following interactive narratives: new user, advanced user.

@discobot roll 2d6

:game_die: 3, 6

@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you — Princess Diana

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: You may rely on it

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Discobot - do you think you could win a fight with Wxbot?

@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: Concentrate and ask again