Say Hello to Discobot

Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets.

In the blue corner: Dicebot

@miRage rolled 2d6: 1 + 6 = 7

In the red corner: Discobot

@discobot roll 2d6

Leeeeet’s get ready to rumble …

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:game_die: 6, 1

:sleeping:

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Will Robots enslave humans and recycle our carcasses as protein-rich food for whatever lifeforms they find amusing?

@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: My reply is no

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Oh THANK GOD!

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Is SKYNET Real?

@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: Don’t count on it

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Would a robot tell the truth about about Skynet…?

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08G15KT 20SM FEW035 SCT080 16/09 A3008 RMK CU2AC2 SLP189.

That’s the closest we have. :slight_smile:

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Btw dicebot showed me a picture of Capybara. I was surprised and happy because it is one of my favourite animals.
I love Capybaras!

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I dont know lets ask discobot,

So would a robot tell the truth about Skynet?

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: Outlook good

They are delicious!

Amiright disco?

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: Better not tell you now

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Sure! You would say that, wouldn’t you…
You know @weaponz248, I’m not convinced.

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

@discobot display help

I currently know how to do the following things:

@discobot start new user

Starts one of the following interactive narratives: new user, advanced user.

@discobot roll 2d6

:game_die: 3, 6

@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you — Princess Diana

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: You may rely on it

Ok, guys. Discobot didn’t list “Create terminators”.
I guess we’re safe. For now.

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