A USB stick is just a USB stick, right?
WRONG!
Call it Flash Survivor and put in in a waterproof aluminium container, paint it black and slap a STEALTH sticker on it and I’m buying!
Yeah, I’m silly that way. But hey, you’re just as bad!
And, since the inlaws are visiting, and I had to stow my SimBox away, I’m bored.
Troll Commercials give you…
The Corsair USB Flash Survivor STEALTH.
I got the 256 Gb version. Going to use it as a downloads drive, to keep settings and things I don’t want to lose in a SSD failure.
So survivor … because it has a metal tube. But stealth? Does that refer to those times when you put a USB memory stick in your computer but it refuses to detect it? Cause that’s not a feature
“You want to download Top Secret documents from an internal State Department terminal. You want to give that document to your cuddly friends at Wikileaks. You risk treason, prison, execution, even a sex change! Do you really want to turn your world upside down with just any USB stick? No. You’re better than that. You’re going to walk out of that office looking large with a smile on your face and a ‘Surviver Stealth’ in your pocket. (Camera pans to hot young office worker wearing a tight blowse bitting her bottom lip as she studies you swaggering past her cubicle and out the door.)
“SURVIVOR. It’s the stick you use when the others just won’t do. Like when you are commiting treason.*”
@smokinhole, you, me and @komemiute should go into business together…! That script, my camera and editing skills, and komes graphics and general artistic skills… We would make it big in commercials!
all USB sticks in my house are stealthy but this normaly has more to do with one of my daughters saying " do you have a usb stick i can use" then i never see it again
I have heard that phrase on several occasions myself… Let’s see how long this one will last.
Now that it looks like military hardware, at least for the unknowing, it may have lost its appeal…
Or not. It is 256Gig of USB 3 storage, after all.
it needs some sort of locator in it or a speaker to buzz when activated … on second thought how annoying would a random buzzing be when it inevtably goes off on its own at 3am in the morning
