The way 2020 is going I halfway expect Santa to not only be real, but also be Hitler riding a T-Rex.
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Swap the ammo in that for a vaccine launcher and you’ve solved COVID.
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I did that yesterday!!!
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Do kenntsch grad uff de Sau naus!
That’s a Swabian expression of anger which literally says “I could ride off on a pig!”. Roughly analogous to “this drives me nuts!”.
I know the policeman is from Hessia, not Swabia (you can tell from the car’s license plate which is from Wiesbaden, the capital of Hessia) but it fits nicely.
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Alright it’s time for something almost offensively Canadian:
The theft of a “Super Looney” as I am going to call it. Leave it to Canada to give you more than your money’s worth with a coin.
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