Dad jokes…
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Well with 228 days in the year to go, you could almost double it and only be at one/day.
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Yeah, but it says “every brit” and that means you must count for every kid, teen and all of those who can’t drink…
That kind of makes it pretty bad.
or good.
It depends.
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I remember reading all those statistics about German beer consumption per capita as a kid and wondering who drinks that bath tub full of beer that I statistically would drink (my parents rarely drink, in fact they almost don’t drink at all).
…then my 16th birthday came.
Ok, just kidding, I never was a good drinker by German standards, but I definitely know a few guys who can easily drink 2+ crates of beer a week.
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Not gonna lie, you had me in stitches here!
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My wife’s Mother (English) told me kids over there were given Guinness as a source of nutrition.
May God bless England!
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That is a nice one from the category “technically the truth”. 
I found one with the captions -
Woman : Are these vaccine safe?
Man : I have no idea, this is heroin.
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“Your new Jaguar sir, please don’t forget a review for the delivery company please!”
“A pen? Yes sir there will be one in the vehicle pack placed on the passenger seat for you, it may be in the rear footwell now though”
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That’s awesome!
EDIT: I showed it to my wife and even she laughed! 
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HOLY MOLY!
This is by far the best Deep fake I’ve EVER SEEN!
https://v16-web.tiktok.com/video/tos/useast2a/tos-useast2a-ve-0068c004/6cf2d1b926ea44e9a7b59c57070bb909/?a=1988&br=3184&bt=1592&cd=0|0|1&ch=0&cr=0&cs=0&cv=1&dr=3&ds=3&er=&expire=1622067973&l=20210526162544010190176016121946A0&lr=tiktok&mime_type=video_mp4&net=0&pl=0&policy=2&qs=0&rc=M210ZDdra2VlNTMzNzczM0ApaGg3ZjQ8OGQ7Nzg6ZThmO2djL2FnMTUyMWlgLS1kMTZzczBeLy8xNmE1NTQ1YS8tYzM6Yw%3D%3D&signature=91d585b17e6556d934856c9cefaa6ef5&tk=tt_webid_v2&vl=&vr=
Yeah, there’s no preview but trust me this guy nails the impression of Tom Cruise just perfectly,
I had no idea the UK had Canada Geese …
Who’s bright idea was it to introduce Canada Geese to the UK? Be afraid … be very afraid. 
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Canada geese are not rare in Europe.
I’ve met them in Norway, Denmark and Germany as well.
