Till you got to pay the fuel bill
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Fastest jet between two service centers!
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The longer you look at that picture, the more wrong things you start to notice…
Why the tracers originate from the bomber’s engine? Why there’s a contrail from the fuselage and not from the engines of the bomber. Why there’s a WW3 nuclear scenario in the background. What the people behind this “action masterpiece” smoked when they brainstormed the ideas to put on the box?
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It’s a nuclear holocaust Mad Max style setting. The last remaining Tomcat squadron battles an atomic-powered Lancaster bomber, whose engines have been replaced with GAU-8’s scavenged from shot-down A-10’s. The Lancaster is flown by a gay Australian biker gang.
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Ill go see that movie. Sell it to a studio.
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I have watched far worse in the past 
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That kind of things remember me many “awesome” things in hollywood war movies, some very well know and classic ones.
Like, in the cockpit they have a tv picture of his own aircraft recorded hundreds of meters away from the aircraft (like a 3rd party external camera).
Other that i also love it, its when they takeoff from one aircraft and in the mid flight they are in another.
And other priceless is that (because explosion blast, shock waves and many other physical effects is too hard to get into the brain of a common mainstream people) The AAM or enter inside the engine pipe and punch the aircraft or its always a miss, they sadly never shows hows exactly an AAM really works and kill. Its like in sub movies with deep charges exploding 1in from the hull and only shake the sub or explosions in 1 meter from a car and thats fine…
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This happens when an artist creates a picture.
Same thing happens when a teacher teaches your kids.
Scary, isn‘t it.
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Wow, what?
I might be a little frustrated about the skillset of some teachers lately. Never mind me…
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So we were waiting for a skip bin to arrive at the project house, Eva and I.
She wanted a story (“not a book story, isi - I want a story from you”) so I told her a story about a polar bear and his friend the crocodile who came to see him at the North Pole with his airplane.
Eva then wanted us to draw the airplane and she gave me all the instructions - including open cockpit and 8 engines, both skis and wheels etc. and proceeded to draw the sun herself.
I was quite proud of what she came up with - apart from the slightly sub optimal open cockpit for polar expedition flying, she looks quite ready to hit the frigid wastes for some exploration.
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@Scoop and @EightBall
You had me in stitches- I laughed until I cried.
Thank you a million times guys, I really needed that. ^-^
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Hahaha same here, amazing two posts 
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