Just found this on reddit and almost choked to death.
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It is the end of a long and gruelling selection process for an elite and top secret Government agency.
Only two candidates are left, a man and a woman and they are about to face their final test.
They draw straws and the man goes first.
He is lead away to another room and there he is given a pistol and told that he is to go into the adjoing room and kill the person in there. Taking the gun he enters the room and there tied to a chair in the middle of the room is…
His wife.
There is no sound of activity from the room and a few minutes later he exits with tears streaming down his face and says “I couldn’t do it” hands back the pistol and is escorted out.
The woman is next. She is handed the pistol and there in the room, also tied to a chair, is her husband.
From outside the room shots are heard - bang, bang. Then bang, bang, bang… the whole magazine.
This is followed by sounds of an almighty commotion and racket. Five minutes later she emerges, sweaty and dishevelled, hands back the gun and says “some idiot put blanks in the pistol. I had to beat him to death with the chair.”
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Seventh Heaven?
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Missed opportunity to redline the RPM at 77 km/h in second gear 
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but will the readout go backwards at 88mph
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I’m not going to say that I thought about it, but I’m also not going to say that I didn’t think about it. 
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thats the Total Perspective Vortex from hitchhikers guide 
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I know right?!
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C’mon, we’ve all had the temptation… (all of us who play mmo’s, I mean, because no flight simmer ever would stoop to turning on all assists…)
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I have a Lutheran friend and one of his favourite sayings is “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy”.
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We will be going to this. Anyone welcome. I will organise rooms in the ‘Victory Services Club’ or the ‘Union Jack Club’ as required.
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That sounds like fun!
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