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Evian, the first bottled water, is naive spelled backwards.

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I’ve always wanted a pet Emu.

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Never forget the Emu War

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If only they used F111…

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How did Freddie Mercury get on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

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You must be fun at parties.

:stuck_out_tongue:

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I’m happy to nominate that one for a meme-of-the-year award :joy::+1:

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Crazy happening at a fire range.
Luckily the safety officer has some amazing reflexes…

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I had an UZI do that to me.
Man was I angry, that ruined my golden “Schützenschnur”.

Only got the silver one then. Still good but the golden one was SO close.

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AKM is actually pretty controllable in auto, it’s got a pretty low cyclic rate. I’ve had G3s and M14s double and triple on me before… That is uncontrollable!

One gun I loved shooting was the MG3 I was lucky enough to use in the Army.
How’s that for cyclic rate? :laughing:

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That thing was brutal.
I loved shooting it.

What I did NOT love was carrying that 13kg gun around all day, or those frikkin’ uncomfortable ammo crates we had for it.

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…and this is why I joined the Navy.

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'Cause nothing puts the “man” in “manliness” like being stuck in the middle of the ocean with 5,000 other guys.

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  1. It’s not gay underway.
  2. 1 in 7 (in my time) were female.
  3. She was on the Reagan at the same time I was: https://www.jacquelinecarrizosa.com/
  4. I’ll tell you about the overseas stops another time. :smiley:
  5. Edit: this was shot while we were on deployment:
    https://youtu.be/lsnlO-hpc_8
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I’m glad that my wife can’t shoot that well. I would have been dead a long time ago.

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“My ex-wife still misses me. Unluckily she’s getting better with that damn rifle…”

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