Welp at least you now get to sell cabbages to your hearts content completely unregulated eh! brexit ftw. (I bet you could make a killing lacing them with some fun chemicals…)
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Thank the lawyers for making a profession out of arguing what the definition of “is” is.
So now you need as many words as possible to prevent weaseling and loopholes wherever possible. Even then, they will find a way to subvert the spirit of the law while adhering to the letter.
What do you call 100 lawyers chained to a boulder at the bottom of the sea?
A good start
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Oooh lawyer jokes… my favourite.
‘You are in a room with Hitler, the leader of ISIS and a lawyer.’
‘You have a pistol but only two bullets, who do shoot?’
‘The lawyer… twice!’
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a joke about lawyers:
2 lawyers of the same company go togheter lunch in the restaurant, then sudently one say very scared:
-oh my God, i forgot to close the safe in our cabinet !!!
The other replied:
-No worries, we are both here…
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Love this stuff.
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Enjoyed that komee
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It’s sooo true! 
“Rules for thee but not for me!”
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The more older I get I appreciate the dad jokes more and more 
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I grew up with them. Not just literally, but I mean Airplane! and the Naked Gun films…
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I’ve flown with that captain!
And tried very hard not to be that captain.
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Loud sigh
press the F-16
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