Holy fork. That is 'orrible indeed, to deform oneself so as to seem like a cartoon. Sad. But tittay so yeah XD
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I just surprised that you noticed her nose!.. I’ll let myself out.
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kome, if the nose was the most interesting feature of the girl I posted…
…I think we’ll need to see proof that you really are Italian.
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In my defense I have been trained as an artist and it’s kinda easy for me to see things a little beyond the immediate impact.
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Queue Liam Neesons “I have a particular set of skills…”
Insane self control, man! 
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Exactly what I was thinking!
I don’t mean to brag but… I guess?
I mean I have a reason or two to brag about it but…
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I Like the german comic Nicht Lustig (Not Funny), for being plain silly, but this one is really dark on top and it does hit me different.
The magician says: “Now watch how my wife and kids vanish right before our eyes and my life turns to a black hole of self-pity and alcohol!”
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Bookmarked 
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Stiffening in response to excitement?!
Guys, am I Myotonic?
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Doh, first I was closely examining the nose of the lady in the gif and took a while to get your point 
Looks like I am a bit slow today 
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Bits of you are, yes.
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A Centurion walks into a bar and says “I will have a Martinus”.
The bartender asks “Don’t you mean a Martini?”
The Centurion replies “If I wanted more than one I would have asked for it!”
Thank you, thank you… I’m here all week 
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If you guys know Matt Rife and you like him
check this out.
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ROFL! Love them all!
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