Should be “■■■■ little, here you listen!” 
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Accurate.
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Mrs. Adams, the first grade teacher, asks all her students to tell stories with morals. Little Lucy goes first, and tells the story about the tortoise and the hare. Mrs. Adams asks her “what’s the moral of the story”, to which she replies “slow and steady wins the race.”
Then its Timmy’s turn. Timmy says that while his Uncle Frank was flying his F-105 over Vietnam he got shot down by a surface to air missile. He ejected, and while he was coming down under his parachute he drank a whole fifth of Wild Turkey. Upon landing he proceeded to empty his service revolver into the Viet Cong who were swarming toward him. He killed a half dozen more with his knife, and killed two more with his bare hands.
Mrs. Adams asks Timmy what kind of a moral there could be to such a horrible story, to which he answers “don’t mess with Uncle Frank when he’s been drinking.”
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Amazing just how fast light is, and how vast space is. Really hard to wrap your head around.
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Somehow where they smashed in the windows i was reminded of this shopping tv vid
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“Right now, we may need, um, emergency surgery…in the studio.”… 
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