The video is amazing.
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YES!!! The guy is brilliant. This is everything that I hate about government and local politics encapsulated into farce. I adore this. Great work!!
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Heās right! 
In a surprising last-minute twist, a councilman says, āFor the record, thatās my sonā just before the video ends.
Which is the only reason that wack-a-doodle got any time at the council meeting.
Wheels
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Okay itās time!
Should we rename āBoneless Chicken Wings?ā
- Yes
- No
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If Yes, to what?
- Buffalo style chicken tenders
- Wet Tenders
- Saucy Nugs
- Trash
- Iāll make my own suggestion belowā¦
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The above options are taken from the video linked above, with the addition to vote for your own suggestion to be posted below.
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Another pet peeve of mine about chicken wings is that some restaurants sell them per wing and what you usually get is a third of the wing ā¦ there are three parts to a wing ā¦ the drumette, the flat and the tip. 
I prefer to buy wings per pound.
Should I report this to city council?
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Yes.
Or you can avoid all the fuss and just get Chicken Tenders - not the āBoneless Chicken Wingā kind, those cost more for no apparent reason vs. ātraditionalā chicken tenders and I am going to have to take that up with Council as itās unjust that an establishment offer āboneless wingsā at a premium but not tenders which weāve already seen are the same thing! 
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Letās just forget that it ever existed and go back to selling chicken breast that you can cut, marinate and cook yourself.
Let chicken wings be chicken wings.
I mean, āboneless wingsā?
Thatās like āfat free rib eyeā.
Pointless.
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This boneless chicken wing that is not wing and probably not is chicken is typical decadent western thing. In Soviet Russia, real man take chicken, murder it, give meat to dog, bone to wife and drink vodka.
First they come for the bones, next the wing, whatās next? they gonna take all of the chicken! Itās an international chicken boner conspiracy! Do not stand for this! Rise up! Resist! Vote against this boneless wings are not wings malarky! #B-anon!
Whoa dude. Like yeah sure. Dudesā got a point. But whatevs man, if someone wants to put his neighbour in a gimp suit and call him boneless wing, thatās their thing right? Not like I got a problem with it either way.
Typical yank nonsense, this boneless wings hullaballoo. Every person with the mere, slightest hint of class in their upbringing would know that these things obviously are known throughout the civilized world as ātiffled spunkerdoodlesā.
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Ermā¦
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Dying here!!
What is chicken? If it isnāt fish, weāre not interested. Now if someone could invent boneless fishā¦
We think the chicken should be allowed to call itself anything it likes.
If it identifies as fish, then it should be called chicken fish, or simply fish. Or not.
Just as long as long as nobody is insulted.
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First they came for the chicken, but I didnāt say anything, because I ate meat
Then they came for the bones, but I didnāt say anything, because I eat burgers
Now they come for me, but thereās noone left to speak for me.
And thatās how the vegans won.
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All politics is local. Once that man discovers scissors and a looser fitting Oxford, he just might be president someday.
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If only the stakes of all politics were as existentially important as proper chicken dinner nomenclatureā¦
(yeah, @Victork2, this oneās mosā def for me 
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Come to think of itā¦ Why do they call chicken wings, buffalo wingsā¦?
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Because calling them āspotted dickā would be profoundly weird.
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Some would even go as far as saying it would be totally wrongā¦
But who listens to them?
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Too many, thatās who!
I voted to rename it to Trash by the way. Thereās many things you can do with chicken, many of them very delicious and healthy. KFC aināt it.
This thread is inspiring to cook up a mission in DCS where a whole city gets bombed to rubble because of their deviant way of cooking chicken. The boneless war. Itās going to be horrible.
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