From the company that bought you the ‘BigDog’ carrier, more spooky stuff. Atlas looks like he needs to chill, and I’m pretty sure the guy with the hockey stick is going to wake up one night with that face looking over him.
I think they are training them to hate Canadians, for the upcoming invasion. All adult males up here have a hockey stick, plus the ability to walk in snow - IT ALL FITS! O_o
Dunno, if they are preparing for an Invasion of Canada, the stick would have been one worth more than $35 cdn (about $3 usd) and the box would have been a box of Timbits.