Given my track record with the Viggen, I think sewing one onto a ball cap for me would be appropriate. 
How about straight on your forehead?
That would work. 
… one on each butt-cheek! 
Dude that is AWESOME!! Really good detail, those patches are badass too.
That F-35 patch is freak’n sweet. Maybe we need a patch thread around here 
Oh no… Not again… 
What? We can make new topics now? Madness…! 
Works on my machine, though…
I like the triangle patches in the third pic. High on the side.
The circular one will get worn by your head (helmet) so I don’t think that is a good position.
In fact, per the theory that sometimes, “more is less”, I would skip attaching it to the seat; think the triangle patches are enough.
That said, if you have a flight jacket you wear with your work uniform, it would make a nice addition as a shoulder patch.
… I wonder what your passengers will think…
I’m thinking there, or at the seat part…
Yeah… And that’s the only place to put a single patch like that.
We don’t want them to know we have ejection seats.
looks real, good work!
Have you considered marketing your ejection handle as a cat trap? Because it works as a cat trap. I’m away from home but caught this on my security camera…
He must have walked across my desk and tried to walk through it… 
I kept watching and after 10 minutes he did spaz out and managed to get out of it…
So I guess now it really IS a Tomcat ejection handle!
That gave me a good bellylaugh! Cats truly are curious creatures…
If I do decide to start an Ejection handle production line, I will pay big bucks for your cat to pose with the product! ”Cats love ’em!”
Totally awesome…!
I love how he is just laying there like…“this is my life now…” The other cat was actually laying there…and he waddled over to her with that thing around his mid-section and was looking at her like “HELP!”…to which she just got up and walked away.
Cat problem solving procedure complete. I love them 