Okay, this one?
This one sent me to the Scotch.
Leg 15: Belize City TO ABSOLUTELY
NOWHERE!
My MSFS education continues.
I’d like to think that I’ve learned a few things about MSFS over the course of the last 14 legs. I’ve figured out the whole pause thing finally. I’ve learned that there are airports in MSFS that are no longer there in real life. And so on. And yet MSFS proves to be a a limitless wellspring of potential jack%#$ery for me to discover. 
Looking at the map I concluded once again that I need to put some miles behind me, lest I fall too far behind.
Plus the weather looked to be dog squeeze. So it seemed like the perfect opportunity to get high and go fast(ish).
The plan then was to go from Belize City to Panama City, about 816NM, my longest leg yet.
I dusted off my DC-6, now in the colorful scheme of Panagra (interesting story) by T Olivera.
I taxied out to the runway in the light rain.
Maybe the holy light shining through the clouds was a good omen for the upcoming flight?
Spoiler: It was NOT.
I couldn’t remember the power settings for the DC-6 off hand and I knew that there was some secret knob twistery involving cowl flaps and such during takeoff. So I decided to push the “EASY button” [SIC] and let the Copilot do his job.
In one of those entrancing, “what happens next would be literally impossible in real life” moments, I clicked the slider for a dry takeoff and concentrated on getting her up off the runway.
“Man, this thing is a dog! Is it the temp? A tailwind? Maybe just the high gross weight?”
As the Captain, I had fallen for the oldest trick in the book…I had trusted the Copilot!
As the runway ahead of me fast became the runway behind me, I looked down at the engine instruments. The RPM was WAY low. But with the Copilot in charge, I had control of literally NONE of the engine controls. Throttle? RPM? Mixture? All controlled by the CP.
So, before my flight became a cruise, I fired the Copilot and took control of the engines. It was then I realized that my RPM slider was not all the way forward. Oddly, while the position of the throttles matter not at all to the CP when you give him control…he does what he wants with them…the position of your RPM levers matter A GREAT DEAL to him and he will happily let you try to take off at 1500RPM.
Moreover, moving the RPM lever AFTER you give him control, is useless. He not only won’t move it, he won’t even let YOU move it.
Thus after firing him, I firewalled every lever in the cockpit, hauled back on the yoke, and hung out in ground effect for an uncomfortably long period of time before the aircraft eventually limped into the air.
Huh. That was different!
“Well, looks like we’ve had our glitch for this flight!”
The climbout was spectacular; easily the most amazing views that I have yet seen in MSFS.
The clouds bubbled and seethed. And when I went into the soup, I didn’t come out for at least 20-30 minutes.
Suddenly (and thankfully), I shot out of the storm front approaching La Mesa; and into the brilliant sunlight.
I even began to pick up some ground contact after awhile.
The sprawling city of Tegucigalpa.
And shortly thereafter, my first view of the Pacific Ocean. I spied some Volcanoes off in the distance and wished that I had planned the route further west.
Apoyeque and the Laguna de Xiloá just north of Managua
After passing over the truly enormous Lake Nicaragua, I crossed back over to the eastern shore. The town of Limon, comes into view on the coast.
The weather began to get a little dicey as I approached Panama. The overcast thickened above me with building thunderstorms.
At this point I discovered that Skyvector does not have approach plates for non-US airports. And I don’t believe MSFS has the old map function (in game at least) that will give you ILS freqs and such…
Maybe not the best time to be flying into an undercast, in the mountains, to a field that I’ve never been to before…
Luckily I had my work EFB with plates for MPTO, my destination.
I set up the approach to an OG teardrop ILS. With no FMS it takes me about ten seconds.
I begin my descent over the VOR and track outbound on the VOR radial…
Maybe the rainbow will bring me good luck?
Spoiler: It does NOT.
Flaps 20. I turn inbound and switch to the ILS freq…
The ILS needles fail to come up.
Here’s another of those:
Is it me?
Is it the plane?
Is it the sim?

So, lacking my ILS, I put the VOR needle on the nose and start tracking inbound. I have no idea what the ceiling is supposed to be. Skyvector says SCT017CB, which it is clearly not.
I hit the landing slider and bring the Copilot back into the game giving him the look.
I sail into the overcast over the coastline. I can barely make out the ground. It looks to be practically WOXOF.
I’m low looking for the airfield. I decide to go around setting the power to climb.
Nothing happens.
I stall and crash into the jungle…

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So, being dead and all, I seem to have a lot of free time on my hands. I go looking on the MSFS world selection screen.
I get this,
Thus, now I know TWO things about MSFS.
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Just because there’s an airfield in MSFS, that does NOT mean that there is one there in real life. And…
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Just because there’s an airfield in REAL LIFE, that does not mean that there is one there in MSFS.
Now where’s the
Scotch! 