Visual Jokes or Intensity

Ever since the cow was added to DCS, that question has been on everybody’s mind.
Now we have the answer.

How aerodynamic is a cow?
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It made me laugh.

They say that Russia is a technically backward country, there are no roads, robotics do not develop, rockets do not fly, and mail goes too long. It’s a bullshit.

Happy Simming

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Okay go ahead and put me down for the preorder on Farming Simulator Russian Mars Mission 2020.

@sobek, this is part of your research, right…? :wink:

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Body temperature changes due to aerodynamic friction/deformation from aerodynamic forces are not part of my detection model.

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Really? I seem to recall something about detecting when cows were in heat… I must have misunderstood. Happens. :wink:

Principally you’re right, but some things are a bit out of scope. :wink:

Edit: Since we’re in the funny stuff thread, it just so happens that 5 minutes ago I found a paper of some Koreans that used speech signal processing to classify audio samples of cows as being in heat or not in heat. Now if only one could find a way to build that into home assistants like Amazon’s Alexa, the applications would be endless. Free money, i tell you.

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Do it!
I want in on the beta team!!

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Raises hand

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this is udderly ridiculous folks

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Flightsimming… Not for the impatient.

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Lol, I always used the mouse pointer though.

Wheels

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lol, this one here is more inclusive though :wink:

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ROFLMAO! I’M in tears!
And I absolutely want a mod that turns all weapons made of baguette!

Okay LOL maybe I just missed the stupid childishness of Clarkson.

https://youtu.be/pXvIzWhEWvA

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Just found this on reddit:
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I… I’m not getting it?

it’s an emergency sqawk code

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