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I had the perfect reply to this, but couldn’t find the picture:
Summarized NTSB narrative from report number FTW71DPA30: There were no fatalities. Incident occurred at 15:00 hours. The damage was substantial. Incident occurred at the Flying Tiger Airport, Paris, TX. This was a local flight from Paris, TX. The aircraft [a P-38 Lightning] overran the end of the runway on touch down. Collided with an automobile during the landing rollout.
The photo I had showed where the P-38 had crossed the highway and clipped a car towing a U-Haul trailer. The driver could therefore say he was struck by lightning! 
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Brilliant 
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Its the laptop version, wait to see the desktop version …
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Scottish Gritter Fleet.
Next one to be named may be Gritter Thumberg.
They can now be tracked online
These are the names of the gritter fleet for 2022.
North West:
Rumble
Mr Plow
The Ice Destroyer
Gritallica
Ready, Spready Go!
Sled Zeppelin
Snowlar BEAR
Gangsta Granny Gritter
Frosty
Snow Angel
Veruca Salt
My Name is Doddie
Sprinkles
The Snow Buster
For Your Ice Only
The Snowclaimers
South East:
Salty
Grit A Bit
My Name’5 Doddie
I Want to Break Freeze
Mega Melter
I’m Shovelin’
Always Be Grit-full
Scotland’s Bravest Gritter
Blizzard BEAR
Basil Salty
Polar Patroller
Snow Dozer
Licence to Chill
Sir Salter Scott
Snow Connery
Nitty Gritty
Grit-Tok
The Incredible Ice BEAR
Walter the Salter
BFG - Big Friendly Gritter
BEAR-illiant
BRINE FREEEEZE
M80 DBFO:
Mrs McGritter
A92 DBFO:
Polar BEAR Express
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Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?’
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?’
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, ‘Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’t niver seed nobody do it!’
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Did you know that once the pineapple liquidators had finished cleaning up, they abandoned all the equipment in a field until the background levels returned to normal. But it never did
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imagine all of those rusting Fiat vans in that field
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That made me snort laughing so hard i had to blow my nose🤣
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One wonders at the real story behind this… 
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Haha!!
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