Visual Jokes or Intensity

Bond is getting ready for Christmas.

I pass by the Aston Martin Copehagen shop nearly every day and this is what we have been treated to all of December.

Happy Simming

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Must be my Sunday morning sleepiness but I stared at the car, re-read the text, then looked at the car for a few more seconds before I realized what’s on the back…
:sweat_smile: it sure is a good-looking car!

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Factual rather than a joke, but…

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Color me impressed!

Malaysian Police.

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Those boats are ridiculously agile for their size!

I miss you buddy. Get back.

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I was just thinking we haven’t seen our resident Italian friend for a while … hope all is ok

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He’s ok. I’m making sure of it. He’s very busy but ok

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I just fell over this.

Happy Simming

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That’s a fun vid!

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I can lose myself for hours on the Slow Mo Guys page.

Some of their million frames per second stuff is amazing…

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I like that one. Can‘t imagine this guy to live to an old age, though. :slight_smile:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEVPgnLbguI

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Yep he’s done some crazy stuff on his site … one that comes to mind was him putting gallium metal on a aluminium scuba tank and watching it explode :grinning::grinning::grinning: or molten sodium into water

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Alex Salmond’s colleagues decided it would be a worthy gesture to name a railway locomotive after him, so an official went to the National Railway Museum at York to investigate the possibilities.

“There are a number of locomotives at the NRM without names,” a consultant told the official, “but they are mostly freight locomotives.”

“Oh dear, a freight locomotive is not very fitting for a member of Parliament,” said the official. “How about that big green one over there?” He said, pointing to the ‘Flying Scotsman’.

“That one has already got a name” said the consultant. It’s called ‘The Flying Scotsman’.

“Oh well. Couldn’t we rename it?” Asked the official.

“I suppose for Alex Salmond it might be considered,” said the consultant.

“That’s excellent”, said the official, “So that’s settled then… let’s look at re-naming ‘The Flying Scotsman’. How much will it cost? Remember we can’t spend too much, given the expenses scandal!”

“Well”, said the consultant, “Why don’t we just paint out the ‘F’.”

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Is that a video of every player’s first experience with Helicopters in DCS? :rofl:

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If your wife, daughter, significant other ever says they want a horse… beware.

Horse math for non horse owners:

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An old one for the coders:

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Finite memory always has your back.

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