Immediate flashbacks to when my kids were really young.
One time I was missing my keys. I found them a day later, inside a cooking pot, inside the kitchen cabinet. My ~two year old daughter had “helped mommy clean up” but couldn’t remember where she put all the stuff. We found things in the weirdest places. At the time they made sense to her apparently.
Lol, my dad still tells the story of how my sister planted all of his screwdrivers out in a field when she was about two.
One day he went to work on one of his cars and all of his screw drivers had disappeared and when he asked about them no one knew where they were. The mystery was solved about a week later when he was sitting at the kitchen table looking out the window as the sun was coming up and he saw the sunlight bouncing off of several things in the field. He says when he got out there every one of his screw drivers had been driven into the ground all the way up to their handles. We aren’t talking about one or two that she did this with, he had about twenty of them of different sizes that she had the patience to pound into ground that was not all that soft.
Wheels
Sadly I fear he will take his own life by age 40. That or the fundamentalists get him.
Ahaha omfg that’s the corniest joke those site has had so far! Massive kudos 
Dang it! Why can’t men ever get it right!? 
That one is golden!
Bonus points for the longest dad joke ever…
I was pretty impressed by the amount of build up for the punchline 
Not as bad as “Better Nate than Lever!” 