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Yoosa can be my wingman aaaaaaaanytime.

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Oddball Bullion Vodka Gold

£65.00

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Part 2 OMFG I love this sooo much :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

This guy cracks me up:

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@tempusmurphy
Trains take on extra guards

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Safest train ever.

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If @Victork2 had gone for a military career

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i am sure they could fit something else on there :smile: the back of the landie is empty for a start

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Plenty of room for Duty frees in the gaps

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I once brought an 8Tonner back full of Grolsch, another full of French wine. The Grolsch bottles had the gucci porceline tops with a big rebate for returning the bottle. The rebate was more than the tax free cost of purchase.

It was split amongst my troops. Each man had a case, his name being on the case. I had a few more cases but my idea, resposibility and my units truck.

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We call those “beugels” [böguls]. Once upon a time, a long ime ago, I did a stint as a bar tender in a squatters’ pub. Squatter culture back then was a thing. Punk music, DIY as resistance, etc. I vividly remember lounging on top of the bar, smoking a big ol’ joint and just randomly handing beugels out from the fridge under the bar. I was good for schlepping the crates down to the pub, but not so much for actually selling them :rofl:

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The only things that I vividly remember after smoking a big ol joint probably weren’t real?

I say probably, because for me, age 15 to 18 is a bit of a blur. But I do remember getting arrested for urinating on a police car… That was always fun explaining to my vetting officer at re-val time :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Looks like Bender’s head :grinning:

Happy Cartoon GIF

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I know a jokes not funny if explained, but can you please elaborate for us uncultured yanks? :slightly_smiling_face:

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It means that the King (the man) has been crowned (the hat) and sat on the throne (the chair).

…I think.

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