Hello Gents. I couldn’t find a topic for domestic TTP’s so here is as goood a place as any…
Words Women Use
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FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
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FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting ready to go out, this means anywhere between half an hour and two hours. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end with fine.
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GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it!
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LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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THAT"S OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make. That’s OK means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ - that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. In this case do not say ‘you’re welcome’ as that will bring on a ‘whatever’.
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WHATEVER: Is a womans way of saying ■■■■ you!
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DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT, I’VE GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something a woman has told a man to do several times but is now doing it herself. This will later result in the man asking ‘what’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.
