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I like it but there is no way that I am showing my wife that… 
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I definitely am! 
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You sir, are a braver man than I 
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Nice knowing you, @WarPig! 
I’m contemplating sending the pic to an old friend, who’s wife actually is an archeologist… He’s an active army officer, so I’m thinking 50/50 chance of survival.
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Strange (but 100% true)facts:
- Woody Harrelson’s father was a mob hitman who killed a federal judge and was locked up in ADX Supermax.
- There are more castles in Germany than there are McDonalds in America.
- Of the approximately 69 trillion cells that make up a human body, about 39 trillion of those cells are not human (bacteria, fungi, viruses.)
- The longest manned, refueled flight in history was 64 days long. The aircraft used was a Cessna 172
- Dragonflies experience up to 9Gs when cornering, they are the most efficient predator catching up to 95% of the prey they go after, they breath through their anus** and most varieties (not sure if that’s the correct word) can’t walk
- Giraffes and humans have the same number of neck-bones
- London (UK) is technically a forest – the largest ‘urban forest’ in the world, and has almost as many trees as people.
(‘Forest’ by a particular definition as used by the United Nations and the Forestry Comission is ‘anywhere that is more than 20% trees’. London is 21%.) - There were mammoths after the great pyramids were built for 500 years
- Orcas are natural predators of moose. In Alaska the moose swim between islands. Orcas nab ’em
- Drinking Beer after being exposed to some kinds of ionizing radiation can reduce the adverse affects.
- Sharks have existed on earth for longer than trees have
- Water around the mantis-shrimp’s clubs reaches the temperature of the sun’s surface for a brief moment when striking
- All the planets in our solar system can fit between the Earth and the Moon
- Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins can
- Squirrels can be ferocious killers that snack on those adorable little chipmunks on occasion
- if sound could travel through space, the roar of the sun would be deafening even though it’s 93 million miles away
- There are more tigers in captivity in the US than in the wild worldwide
- 14 years before the Titanic sank, a fictional story was written by a man named Morgan Robertson. In the story, the ship was described as the largest ever built at the time (same as the Titanic), it was also woefully short on lifeboats, and it also struck an iceberg and sank. The ship in the story was also a triple screw propeller liner, and it was named the Titan
- For millions of years, there was no bacteria that could disintegrate trees. The coal we dig up is ancient, compressed trees from before they disintegrated
- We live closer in time to the T-Rex than the T-Rex did to the Stegosaurus
** Incidentally I know a couple humans that do that too…
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I made it to number 4 on that list and it cost me a few depth-first wikipedia traversals and at least 30 minutes of my life.
I can’t decide what to think of this list, it’s either great or a crime to post it.
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AHAHAHHAH I do apologize but I fact checked everyone last night and they are all (technically) true.`
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Ok, that’s it, i’m done taking showers. What a waste of time.
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Paraphrasing Eminem:
Cause it feels so empty without me…
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You 36-year old bald-headed homophobic noises in epic rhyme
It’s over, NOBODY LISTENS TO TECHNO!
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So all i need to do is find an alpha emitter and its bye bye hangover. 
I cant when i do it either.
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You know, the one with the fedora.
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I feel so called out!! 
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You should hear my mother in law whe she’s had somethjng with a little dairy in it. Step parp step parp Step parp
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Yes, but breathing also involves inhaling not just exhaling 
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