I would bet most of us here could do that with style 
And for the next episode of “Car crafts” - How to make a claymore antipersonnel mine out of your steering wheel with just a hot glue gun and some colored stones!
Or the dashboard.
I don’t think the rental company appreciates such modifications to their cars…? But, ok, you are in France after all… 
I remember back in the day when vans routinely sported psychodelic images, and people also did crazily creative things to thier cars…
Nowadays, such extravagantly individualistic displays seem rare. As a general rule people just tend not to openly express themselves quite that visably anymore.
We’re all too busy with our phones to our noses.
@Harry_Bumcrack I spent way too much time trying to figure out if those were Warthogs riding motorcycles. 
It’s actually very common, but people use their skin instead of their car these days.
Don’t get me started… I ‘might’ have a few tattoo’s and have had them for long enough to remember when I had to to cover them up in ‘polite company’.
Finally got to grow a beard without trying to pretend to be Operator AF and these days all I get are people looking at me like “You’re too old to be a hipster”
So you genuinely were a hipster “before it was cool”, you just had to hide it.
I think I really want to genuinely be your friend now!
I hate every single one of my tattoos
Why? If I can ask…
Find a good artist. Get them covered up. I have done that with two of mine… and yes one was a woman’s name.
Tip for all you young un’s or anyone who wants a ‘tatt’ - don’t get a name unless it is your wife or favourite dog.
Because, honestly I did it to be a bit different and express myself. Now everybody is absolutely covered in tattoos, ive only got a few, I look like i was trying to copy the fashion but didnt follow it all the way through,
I dont give a ■■■■ what anyone thinks normally but this bothers me a bit. I feel like everyone looks at me like I’m a half finished influencer.
My wife loves them. But I’ve changed a lot since i had them all done. I dont mind the small one on my back, tribute to my late father. And the one of my name on my right arm makes me laugh. But the rest, i just picked out of a book which was how it was done 20 years ago. Now its a whole industry of idiots and pretentious art and its awfully conformist almost.
I’d post pictures of mine, but you guys never got your tickets in time.
Tickets to what? 
TO THE GUN SHOW!!! 
COLLECTIVE GROAN
but
