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Too bad I already have a pet… :grimacing:

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It was a Giant Banded Huntsman (that’s the official name…) - we normally only get the Brown Huntsman where we are.

I’m familiar with the Golden Orb Weaver - they’re welcome at my home right now because they’re eating the cicadas :wink:

@Troll - the Huntsman has an interesting adaption to living with humans. We use gyprock - a kind of rough wearing plasterboard - commonly for indoor walls. The male huntsman will anchor himself to the wall and smack his abdomen repeatedly against the wall to attract females.

So if you’re visiting and hear a tapping seemingly coming from inside the walls, it’s just horny spiders :wink:

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Only in Australia! :joy:
I heard Nicole Kidman saying in an interview ”we’re not here to f**k spiders” and I nearly died laughing. :smile:
Now I’m thinking maybe you actually can do that…! :wink:

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There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in our entire solar system.

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Man I love orb weavers. Amazing creatures.

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I was (excuse me) sat on the toilet in my hovel of a workshop building minding my own business before Christmas and something touched the back of my neck. I jumped up and span round expecting a bloody great spider or possibly a ghost laughing his arse off but there was nothing there.

Ghost. I’ve named him Burt.

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I hope your business was about finished when Burt made his appearance :rofl:

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Look at that terrifying place and tell me its not haunted :laughing::laughing:
I dont even believe in ghosts but it creeps me right out in the room at the right hand side of the picture :sweat_smile:

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Oh there’s a metric fookton of spooks in there mang. Every machine died in there…

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This whole post is horrifying! Reason #8533675435775 I don’t think I’ll be visiting the land down under.

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I move to nuke this thread from orbit… it’s the only way to be sure…

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They really understand their target audience.

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Is this good train stuff @tempusmurphy ?

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The two on the left hand side and the top are not really trains, they are underground or as you would call them metro …in the description it says west coast mainline…they do move a lot of trains through there … I noticed at least three different train companies

Our busiest is Hackney downs station

8 stansted trains, 8 Chingford, 8 Enfield, 2 Cheshunt, bishops stortford 2 Hertford east and 4 Cambridge per hour do 32 trains per hour going through 1 station after there they split off to different lines

train map
at the begining of the video it mentioned South Kenton, there are a lot of lines there

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Awesome! Thanks for the explanation!

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I used to commute accross London through that area to Northwood every day on the Metropolitan Line (maroon line crossing east to west). The Met Line is part of the London Underground but the trains at that time were different to the ones on all the other underground lines in that they had very thick cushions on the seats. Upon riding the train it soon became clear that this was a design choice to avoid the need for any suspension. I learned to only sit in the center of the carriages to avoid being thrown off the seat over the bumpy stretch of track between Wembley Park and Harrow-on-the-Hill. :smile:

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The only underground I’ve ever used was Digital.

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LOL, that’s absolutely brilliant! :joy::rofl:

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