Visual Jokes or Intensity

The YT algorithm threw this at me so I thought I’d share:

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for anyone in the UK who uses trains… I use this at work… anyone can access it and it shows the whole rail network for the uk

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Which country has more of their coastline bordering it?

Wheels

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I’m on my way from Portugal to home, .nl. but just before the French-Spanish border some fool crashed his vehicle hard an we’ve been sitting in a stationary traffic jam for well over 90 minutes now. Bored.

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Is that the amputated leg of a doll?

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According to math, every single country that borders an ocean has an infinite coastline. Because fractals.

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It is and it looked horrible. So yeah.

‘other American ocean’ lol’ed at that :laughing:

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Same… But I got a feeling that the next four years will hardly be ‘pacific’

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Ouch.

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I have seen something similar for real. Where I worked our email prefix was much like the above except it was the first three letters of your surname, followed by your initials for first and middle name. First four letters of your surname and first initial if you didn’t have a middle name.

I worked with a guy named Travis Cunningham (no middle name)… they quickly made an exception in his case!

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Isn’t that the most ozzy emailadress one can have?

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Mee to! Read on…

At some point in my life I decided to make a big change. That included a new job - for a Lux-Fra-Bel company.

At some point I was wondering why I was not getting e-mails from one new Belgian (Flemish to be exact) colleague. Turned out his e-mails were automatically filtered out by our Lux IT system because his name was B. De Cock :grimacing: :laughing:

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Sorry, not exactly a joke, but it made me get a big ol’ smile, and I just had to share…

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Almost. I remember the talk in the office at the time was along the lines of ‘if only you had a middle name and it was Steven’. :thinking:

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Or just an exclamation mark :laughing:

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Good old engrish, reportedly found on AliExpress:

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Beautiful absurdist poetry :love:

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