For a second I thought I had a stroke…
Not sure if I told that story already, but I have a good one in which a translation got really funny.
A guy I know visited Bali, and there was a sign for a smoking area inside the airport building which said:
“Smoking only in this space”.
But it got even better. Beneath that it said in German, (possibly translated badly from the already not too stellar English version):
“Rauchen nur im Weltall”.
(For those who don’t speak German: It says “Smoking only in space”)
Smoking in space?
Well that’s one way to cut on secondhand smoke!
I’m feeling like I’m having another stroke.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
One of my daughters pointed this one out the other day, “Hey dad, someone else like me.” We laughed.
That is sublime
You ever see something so odd, that you just watch in astonishment with your mouth open, knowing that in a million years there is no way you would have ever thought of such a thing…
OMFG! Hilarious!
I never thought I’d listed to Japanese Ninja Yodel and actually like it.
Like- wow- the guy is actually GOOD.
Lol wtf did I just watch?! This planets gone stark raving mad.
That’s why the aliens roll up their windows when flying past…
Compared to what has been showing up in my news feed lately, that is the sanest thing I have watched all week
He doesn‘t know how to use the three seashells!