I knew better. I knew not to click on that. But I did it anyway, and nearly spilled my coffee, as to be expected. 
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I’m crying with laughter. I showed my wife and she crapped herself so hard her fitbit sent an alert about her heartrate
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Yah. I usually laugh or roll my eyes at stuff like this, but when it actually made me jump, I knew I had to share.
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Can you see the nugget of truth wrapped within the darkness? 
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They even used Shining-like carpet for the hallway.
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Found on Bluesky:
“If you f*ck up a meal, just call it Chicago style and serve it anyways”
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Or “Manhattan Style” if clam chowder is involved.
Love their pizza but the hot dog toppings can be bizarre.
TASER International (now Axon), used to produce a TASER for livestock. In the demo video it was very effective on a bull. The normal TASERS’s officers are going to carry, not so much on cattle. Yes, I have seen it attempted, the result was very similar to the still frame shown above.
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Lmao
In Australia, a Taser or any electroshock device designed for personal defence is prohibited and illegal to possess or use.
Yet I can own one of these no problem because it is technically a ‘Stock Prod’ and ‘For livestock use only’… Go figure?
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Jeeps Harry. I keep pressing the ‘Add to cart’ option and it does not go into my cart, just enlarges the image. Frustrating
I’ll see myself out…
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I know what you’re saying, but I imagine if you use one of those on a person you’d have the entire book and any loose papers the magistrate had to hand thrown at you 
I hear ya, but there is a thriving black market for ‘tasers’, mere possession of which is illegal and if those buying them don’t care about that then I don’t think they would have any qualms using them for non defensive purposes.
One of these little babies on the other hand, I would imagine packs a punch that makes a TASER seem anaemic and I have a reasonable ‘excuse’ for owning one (we have cattle). Not that I would carry it in public even if I did own one. But, if I ever did have to use one in self defence against a human… Well, shits gone sideways and the magistrate can throw whatever the hell he wants to at me. At least I would be alive and used ‘less than lethal’ force.
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Oh of course - and if they’re on your property and you’re defending yourself I don’t think any right-minded person would condemn you for that!
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