That must be the perfect reply to that particular meme! 
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Ya, that’s Deep Thoughts category . I paused and reflected
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Ah yes! I needed this!
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Like… dunno. Been giggling for half an hour now. Send help.
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With great power comes great responsibility! 
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Them must have been a happy flock of punters…
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Imagine getting left in Swindon. Poor bastards
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Probably belongs in the ‘so there I was’ thread, but here we go:
Not long after I left the Army, my very first overseas trip as a Civil Servant was to the UK. I had already spent a few days in London but whilst there a ‘side visit’ was arranged for me to spend the day at Cheltenham.
For the return journey I had to swap trains at Swindon, I think I arrived a little before 6pm. The original train that was to get me the rest of the way to London was cancelled and the next scheduled train was well behind time… By this time it is getting on to 9.30pm.
So there I was sipping on what I didn’t think possible in England, a shite cup of tea, when a bunch of 3 or 4 teenage chavs turn up. Spotting me, on my own and in a suit they swaggered over and started giving me lip.
Considering I had originally caught the 7am train from Paddington that morning and was drinking what is possibly the worst cuppa I had ever had; I wasn’t in the best of humour.
So, bunging on the Aussie accent, I said to them “My train is late, I have been here for three hours. (like I said, I was just out of the army, still fit and toned and although clean shaven had slightly longer than ‘regulation’ hair. so I lied) I am on my way back home after a month at Hereford, probably already missed my flight, this cuppa is ■■■■■■■ terrible, I was already pissed off before you lot showed up… So if you lads don’t ■■■■ off right now, there will be violence”.
Bugger me if it didn’t work 
The guy running the ‘cafe’ called over and said, I thought you were in trouble and I was just about to call the cops. Then asked how my tea was?
The best bit of this story: When I told him it was bloody horrible! He asked if I wanted another one
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Uh, being italian this is flying over my head… what’s so bad in Swindon?
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Swindon take the word “shithole” and runs off into the distance with it. Its 11 miles from me and its absolutely fricking awful going there
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Have to agree, there are very few towns in England that can rival Swindon for its general dull gray boringness …
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1, Bradford
2, Birmingham
3, Bedford
4, Swindon.
As places I’m forced to go, despise them all in that order.
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Ah, so those are the Braunschweig, Gütersloh, Offenbach and Pforzheim of Britain. Good to know. 
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LOL, been giggling. 
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lol! that was a good morning laugh with my very nice cup of morning coffee Harry 
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Could have been worse:
how to kill child
kill all orphans
how to spawn daemon
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