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I’m only posting this for the backstory.

My MOTHER sent me this.

Well played mum. Well played
Robert Redford Nod GIF

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You have some pretty awesome women in your life!

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Urgh. Dont encourage them :laughing:

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So Swindon is the UK equivalent of Cleveland. Got it!

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Hmmmmmm… Last year, Ana desperately wanted to go to a pride festival, then spent the whole time hiding behind me as if we were surrounded by zombies.

This is after years of her telling my how many boys at her school wore skirts, and she was cool with it.

This weekend she wanted to visit the pride festival again and said she wouldn’t be dramatic this time. I said the last one was boring as heck, and the food was expensive and not even all that good, so…

Yeah. We didn’t go.

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“Ada tower, this macaroni flight six zero niner requesting a straight in”

“Macaroni six zero niner on finals.”

“Go around, the runway is closed!”

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I just read about this and had to try it out for myself…

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Claude says:

No, the Titanic’s pool doesn’t hold water anymore. The ship sank in 1912 and is now resting on the ocean floor at a depth of about 12,500 feet in the North Atlantic. At that depth, the immense water pressure would have long since compromised any enclosed spaces on the ship.

The Titanic had a heated saltwater swimming pool on F Deck, which was quite luxurious for its time. But after more than a century on the seafloor, the ship’s structure has deteriorated significantly due to metal-eating bacteria, corrosion, and the extreme deep-sea environment. The pool area, like the rest of the ship, is now filled with seawater and sediment.

So while the pool is technically “full of water,” it’s not holding water in any meaningful sense - it’s just part of the surrounding ocean at this point.

A human would answer: ”Dude, the whole damn ship is full of water” :wink:

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Shh don’tt tell them, they’re watching!

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Should have been jumping on the cryptocurrency band wagon 10 to 15 years ago.

Wheels

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I used to blame myself for not mining Bitcoins in the beginning. I remember trying the miner SW, but to my memory, it would have taken one whole week 24/7 dedication from the home PC to produce a single Bitcoin. It did not seem such a good deal back then.

To be honest I would probably have sold the Bitcoins before them hitting even 1000$ mark. I never had faith for it to become alternative to gold in this world of Fiat-currencies.

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Same thing you will say in 10 years.
Just get a little. Why not.

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Some words in German are easier than other to remember.
No idea why.

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