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I hate that sign. Every time we go past it, Lara whinges about boring tanks and why can’t we go to monkey world!
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I have to ask a Gen-AI to draw a picture of a Gorilla Tank…
You can also apply this to history!
This reminds me of my time living in Texas where I found it amusing how people would pronounce the town of “La Mesa” as “La Meesa”.
That reminds me of a story my father told. He had to supervise the installation of some machinery at a mine and when he turned up (wearing his own hi-viz gear) was told by the manager that he couldn’t enter the site in his hi-viz.
When dad asked why, the response was ‘Because it is different to ours… You will stand out’ 
Dad replied, OK then you sort out some gear for me, I will be back at the hotel. It took them two days, but he didn’t mind, he was on a day rate and the clock was ticking.
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That deserves more than just an F-16 like.
Wheels
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My other favorite is “I just had to buy it because it was on sale”.
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Hi-vis in the UK has become the new “harry potter invisibility cloak” I firmly believe that with a confident attitude, a clipboard and a hi-vis you could get in anywhere 
we had two guys wearing HI-VIS use a petrol angle grinder to cut open a Ticket machine outside a station, this happened over a bank holiday weekend 
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Top 10 lines in Star Wars that can be improved by substituting the word “pants”
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These pants may not look like much, kid, but they’ve got it where it counts
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I find your lack of pants disturbing.
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Han will have those pants down. We’ve got to give him more time!
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TK-421… Why aren’t you in your pants?
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Luke… Help me take… these pants off.
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Don’t worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
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Maybe you’d like it back in your pants, your highness?
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Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one. Your sister!
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Jabba doesn’t have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.
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You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.
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Update: The remains of six, missing for days, were found buried today in the yard of a Riverside homeowner. Among the grisly remains were pheasant, mallard, monkey, fox, octopus, and another, too mangled for a positive ID.
Still missing but feared gone are hippo, bear, and monkey #2.
A suspect has been identified but so far she refuses to talk.
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