Saw this on reddit. Fits mail/parcel services here as well.
Edit: Seriously though, some of those guys and gals have serious speed. I literally get to my front door in a few seconds, only a few meters to walk. By the time I open the door those sprinters are in their Sprinters and have already driven 50m.
USPS is no better.
Here in Germany the only ones that often wait for a few seconds are UPS and DHL.
I’ve used DHL a couple of times. They have a corporate office in South Florida.
I allow drop off in my garage. We rarely see each other, but when we do, everybody smiles and waves. It‘s a happy relationship.
Except for the letter mail. That guy is like the garbage man in Dilbert. We talk a lot about life and stuff. His name is Andy.
Ah yes, Smith and Jones. Part of the soundtrack of my childhood. I was chuckling before they got anywhere near the punchline.
Also, I thought I’d lower the tone a little 
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I actually get that… Especially the ‘Raygun’ reference. Harsh, but I guess only a Cybertruck could also be that bad 
Yeah, it demonstrates the Tamarian language quite well, they basically talk in references.
If you know the references/memes then you understand the whole conversation, if you don’t, then you don’t understand much more than a broken Cybertruck and that he burns it and gets a Hilux.
I didnt even understand that it was cybertruck 
… but got a good laughs at least at that
Awesome!
We have a cabin crewmember that used to run a kindergarten. We all agree that nobody has ever been better prepared to deal with pilots… 
A unit I served in was in comprised of regular and reserve soldiers. One of the reservists was a primary school teacher.
She even terrified our former SAS Company Sergeant major.
Reminds me of the joke: I asked my son what he wants to be when he grows up. He said “a pilot”. I don’t know how to break it to him that he can’t do both…
