Rule #4.3: Don’t be the bassist in a rock-n-roll band.
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Rule#5: If you have to be in a band- be the Drummer. 
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Here come the musician jokes…
Rule #6: Just play Guitar. Profit.
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Rule #6: Drummers always die first.
Rule #7: if 1-6 don’t work, be a good dancer.
Rule #8: if all other rules don’t work, be rich.
I went with;
Rule #9: Become a pilot.
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Rule #10 Be a Fighter pilot
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#11 - be Dutch
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We’re talking about how to attract the opposite sex, not have them run away screaming in terror about Swamp Germans.
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Rule #12: There is no rule 12!
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Rule #10.1: Pilot, WSO doesn’t count.
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Having seen the ladies a childhood friend of mine was dating when he was a Mudhen backseater, I would respectfully disagree.
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Don’t encourage him. His ego is already too big as it is.
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Is it writing checks his body can’t cash?
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Every damn day, because I’m dangerous
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Like a bunny!
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LOOK AT THE BONES!!!
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