It’s all real!
Damnson!
Twitter?
I did the same with my firstborn. Yeah, I’m not proud of that. But he came out OK (he’s 10 now). One thing I also did with him and his younger sister which both liked as toddlers (they were genuinely smiling during that action) was pretending that they are pump-action shotguns. I would grab them by their legs and chest/belly, shoot and reload (with sound effects coming out of my mouth and simulated recoil movement of course for full realism).
Lol! I do the same thing, call it the Sh1tgun
I laughed way harder at that than I probably should have.
Totally awesome.
“The upshot of all this is that we live in a universe whose age we can’t quite compute, surrounded by stars whose distances we don’t altogether know, filled with matter we can’t identify, operating in conformance with physical laws whose properties we don’t truly understand.”
― Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything
Add to that a vast computer network full of information and the ability to communicate with anyone in the world, and it’s used by geniuses to have battle of wits against imbeciles.
It is never the same, but it is.
So…he forgot socks that go missing in the dryer for reasons none of us can fathom.